IF I´M NOT THE ONE

Unserem Helden ist klar, dass er als einfacher Mann die Prinzessin nicht erobern kann, also tritt er als wundertätiger Krisen-Manager auf, denn das ist es, was das Land und vor allem KING SMASH braucht: Geld. "Excuse me Sir, I believe, I can help !"

"I travelled through so many countries, was adviser of so many kings,
my mind is as sharp as a razor blade, there´s nothing, that I haven´t already made
so if you have problems, I´ll solve them, your headache will quickly be gone,
I have the solution, whatever it is, in one day or two you may say “what a bliss
he turned out to be our savior, no man could have done what he did !”

If I´m not the one to save you from disaster, nobody is at all,
yes I am the one to prove, that I´m the mastermind of the whole earthly ball

remember the king of prudentia, he suffered from big insolventia
He asked me to change, define, rearrange,
and now he´s the richest of all !

So, if you face severe financial problemss, I am the one you should call, for
if I´m not the one to save you from disaster, nobody is at all, no nobody at all !"

King Smash ist beeindruckt : "Take him to the conference room !"
Der Zauberer allerdings befiehlt leise seinen Schergen: "Take him to the hall of doom"

Die Wachen eskortierten HERO zum Ausgang, gleich hinter der Tür wird er verhaftet und ins Gefängnis gebracht.