WATCHING OVER YOU

Hey Baby !
I knew you would be coming this way,
I followed you around the whole day,
Please stop for a moment, don´t turn away,
and listen - to what I have to say:

It's dangerous to look as perfect as you do,
and that´s the reason why I'm worried about you,
The world is full of crazy people, who might be bothering you,
so I´m here to prevent that:
I´m watching over you ...

You see, that I´m trustworthy, there´s nothing to fear from me,
I may look like a serial killer, but I´m nice as one can be ...

It's dangerous to look as perfect as you do,
and that´s the reason why I´m watching over you.
I don´t want anybody to try to hit on you,
but if somebody does, he might get hit, too!

Don't laugh at me, it may sound funny
if a man says that to his wife,
but I promised to watch over you
the rest of my life ...