GOD CREATES ADAM
God is annoyed, because Eve complains about almost everything, so he decides to make her a man. His design is not flawless ...
Ungrateful woman !
Imagine that:
I gave her paradise, she wants a chat.
No pain, no death, no taxes due...
and still, she pouts, wants something new ?
I made her clever, made her bright,
but now she´s chatting day and night,
and every sigh and pointed glance
is testing all my tolerance...
But fine, she´ll get what she deserves,
then she might stop to kill my nerves:
A handsome man, but not too shy...
a quiet type, a decent guy ...
He’ll long for her, but miss the theme,
he’ll nod along, not grasp her dream.
He’ll crave her fire, adore her grace,
but rarely meet her mind in place.
he seems to listen,
but doesn´t hear, what she says ....
The perfect odd couple ...
to start the human race !